text sex

i'm pretty sure i have an obsession with the past. like, i can't just delete it.
just take them for what they are. sex. i mean. texts.

"lol i love your school. its so perfect for you. and so you have sleeping asthma or the regular kind? and i need more brand new. plus your sad emo songs are weird." -colin

"i'm about to do nothing. yay for working out." -chachi

"omgz i cant believe my txt was one of your faves. yes i am a stalker and read your blog." -colleen.

"that's how i roll" -colleen

"how come? girls are mean." -colin, adding that "girls are mean" thing out of nowhere.

"lol sounds fun. kasees a controlling date." -colin. again, out of nowhere.

"you look like a giant blueberry!" -colleen

"hmm i don't get you. maybe it's better that way :)" -colin

"make a cardboard cutout of me and carry it around." -adam. about how i miss him.

"it's called sex panther. it's illegal in 9 countries and it's made from bits of real panther, so you know its good." -colleen.

"um yesterday i was walking to go to lunch and calling someone and this nazi teacher took it. my mom came today to get it. btw i need to lose 5 lbs by saturday."-colin

"how was she stressed? and what do you mean nevermind? and how was that? were you fashionable?" -colin

"oh i have my weather patterns. lots of rain and storms. like it's always winter but never christams." serge

"lol thanks i just listened to it. i do feel honored. what are you doing now?" -someone finally cares. oh. that was colin.

"so.... bored... and boy deprived..." -caroline. happy thanksgiving.

"happy thanksgiving ya'll. i don't know about you but i'm thankful for starbucks." -caroline.

"yup second time. but its ok because just friends is for bitter mormons" -peiser on going to see rent.

"you are completely bitter. a completely bitter mormon." -peiser

"how was your thanksgiving? family still nuts?" -colin

yay for text messaging. yay.