Shootingstar0107: annie?
dtdrama57: julia?
Shootingstar0107: why didn't you tell me you were online
dtdrama57: because you were away.
Shootingstar0107: yeah but you're supposed to IM people when away so they get funny messages
Shootingstar0107: for when they get back
dtdrama57: i'm sorry i didn't read the manual thouroughly enough.
dtdrama57: i did change my profile to something you said
Shootingstar0107: sweet let's see
Shootingstar0107: ohhh
Shootingstar0107: it's so true!
dtdrama57: i watched saved! again tonight because my parents were watching it
Shootingstar0107: ohh man.
Shootingstar0107: he was soo cute in that.
dtdrama57: i know. so was patrick. even though patrick isn't really that physically cute. but he's adorable anyway.
Shootingstar0107: yeah yeah yeah
Shootingstar0107: caroline's comment was sad
dtdrama57: i know. did you read my comment after hers?
Shootingstar0107: yeah
dtdrama57: i was sad.
Shootingstar0107: that it was making you so sad whateva
Shootingstar0107: flava
dtdrama57: gangsta
Shootingstar0107: waita
Shootingstar0107: i like how we
Shootingstar0107: always have to rhyme ghetto words
dtdrama57: indeed
dtdrama57: even though we're kind of like the opposite of ghetto
Shootingstar0107: yeah
Shootingstar0107: dude
Shootingstar0107: 328 people have visited my profile
dtdrama57: yikes.
Shootingstar0107: umm
Shootingstar0107: ok?
dtdrama57: yikes as in that's a lot of people.
Shootingstar0107: oh i know i konw
Shootingstar0107: know
Shootingstar0107: arrrgh
dtdrama57: something wrong ky?
Shootingstar0107: no. it's the whole spelling thing.
dtdrama57: ah. spelling. it's a biznatch.
Shootingstar0107: hey i like your hair biatch. or biotch. whichever way you prefer. i'm easy...
dtdrama57: yeah. so easy.
dtdrama57: get in the car loser. we're going shopping.
Shootingstar0107: did you catch the joke?
Shootingstar0107: eh? eh?
Shootingstar0107: what?
dtdrama57: i did catch the joke. i elaborated with "yeah. so easy"
Shootingstar0107: oh i assumed you would react to a joke with "ha ha ha" or "tee hee." i guess that's just not thing thing now.
dtdrama57: i was just trying to acknowledge it without being obvious.
dtdrama57: i'm going for subtlety here.
Shootingstar0107: wait
Shootingstar0107: you don't laugh really hard and slap your knees with your fists and shake your head frantically in a chaotic frenzy of humor? i thought everyone did that. i guess i'm alone here.
dtdrama57: only when i feel like standing out in a crowd. like a banana in a bowl full of shiny red apples.
dtdrama57: (the banana would be me)
Shootingstar0107: umm. okay
Shootingstar0107: ohh! i get it the neck!
dtdrama57: shuddup.
Shootingstar0107: mmake mme
dtdrama57: meh. i'm too lazy to drive to plano and make you.
dtdrama57: but you'll get your comeuppance one of these days.
Shootingstar0107: can i warn you?
dtdrama57: warn me of what?
Shootingstar0107: dag yo.
Shootingstar0107: why can't i warn you with like, the little warning button?
dtdrama57: i don't know, is it not working?
dtdrama57: can i try warning you?
Shootingstar0107: sure
dtdrama57: it failed.
dtdrama57: why can't i succeed at anything?
Shootingstar0107: because your a banana
dtdrama57: oh that's right. no opposable thumbs.
dtdrama57: it makes things more difficult.
Shootingstar0107: mmm
Shootingstar0107: did you know
Shootingstar0107: that on average, 100 people choke to death on a ballpoint pen every year?
dtdrama57: how do you choke on a pen?
Shootingstar0107: and women blink nearly twice as much as men?
Shootingstar0107: and a snail can sleep for three years?
dtdrama57: no wonder adam usually beats me at staring contests.
Shootingstar0107: and no word in the english language rhymes with "month"
dtdrama57: or orange
Shootingstar0107: umm ok
Shootingstar0107: language?
Shootingstar0107: luggage?
Shootingstar0107: ge?
Shootingstar0107: did you know
Shootingstar0107: that an ostriches eye is bigger than it's brain? ha ha that's funny. silly ostriches
dtdrama57: they so crazay
Shootingstar0107: did you know that americans eat an average of 18 acres of pizza every day?
dtdrama57: that can't be right.
dtdrama57: i can eat 19 acres by myself.
Shootingstar0107: umm
dtdrama57: whoa. that's a lie that i just said.
Shootingstar0107: oh ok. i was going to say, that's a bit small.
dtdrama57: it's more like....76?
Shootingstar0107: yeah summat
dtdrama57: haha summat
Shootingstar0107: dude
Shootingstar0107: the ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. ants get intoxicated? what do the idiots drink? ha ha ants.
dtdrama57: what are we talking about?
Shootingstar0107: cool facts
dtdrama57: but seriously. what kind of intoxicating are they talking about?
dtdrama57: intoxicating happiness?
dtdrama57: drunken intoxication?
Shootingstar0107: drunken
Shootingstar0107: how do ants get drunk?
dtdrama57: maybe some picnickers left a bottle of red wine out
Shootingstar0107: hmm perhaps. that must be it
dtdrama57: silly picnickers
Shootingstar0107: tricks are for kids!
i mean. red wine isn't for ants. idiot!
dtdrama57: nice bottle of wine you've got there moron.
Shootingstar0107: that's what i'm talkin' about.
dtdrama57: how bout some gold bracelets?
Shootingstar0107: do you have like a vest i can wear
dtdrama57: i have a soft pink sheet i can hang...i can wrap you in something...billowy.
Shootingstar0107: anyway enough of this silliness.
dtdrama57: awesomeness ky. awesomeness
Shootingstar0107: um *okay*
dtdrama57: i'm gonna go.
Shootingstar0107: um fin
Shootingstar0107: fine
Shootingstar0107: i mean FINE
dtdrama57: byee
Shootingstar0107: >
dtdrama57 signed off at 10:22:55 PM.
1 comment:
Intoxicated ants. The story of my life.
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