DON'T EVEN TRY IT

alright so...


I'm always curious to see which people decide to create their own blogs. It takes an unusual amount of self-absorption, loneliness and social retardation to assume that anyone would give two shits about your personal thoughts and reflections. For these reasons, I was not surprised to learn that Mary Jones has her own blog. In school, she would gallumph down the halls with the kind of physical awkardness and pre-teen 'look at me- i'm an individual' gusto that makes one cringe and desperately want to suggest that she take a nice long bath. Now when her name is mentioned, the usual characterizations are poured over until a flicker of recognition appears: "You know, the one that looks kind of like Weird Al Yankovic with shorter hair" or "that girl with the big teeth and the tortured soul routine". Oh yeah, her. That girl that pretends to be open-minded but isn't. That girl who thinks she has talent but doesn't. That Mary Jones. What a pathetic bitch.

this comment was left on my sisters mormon meat market live journal. IIII left a maybe really cruel comment back but seriously... you don't go accusing people in high school about how lame they are. this person remained ANONYMOUS by the way. i mean, everyone in highschool is mellodramatic and everyone is labeled as something and you know whoever posted that has issues. like, really. they can only point out faults that are accusatory and have flimsy support and making fun of someones looks is a major no no, i mean, in high school, lets admit, we were all dumb. i could name bad things about how everyone looks in high school RIGHT NOW, especially myself.
i really really really hope this girl gets hurt someway because man is she a JERK.