the greatest... ever
The missing arm of Victor Krum, by Harry and the Potters
Oh Ron, you were so glad when you got that Krum figurine
but now, things have changed, or so it seems
and we wonder if it it's because of hermione
because after the yule ball, i found the missing arm of victor krum
underneath my bed
oh ron, as a wizard we expect a little more from you
because at hogwarts they don't teach pokey things like voodoo
you should know that dismembering figurines of her enemies won't help you impress hermione,
she's not interested mutilated toys
what is it with you and her.