It's really bad that i am posting because i have all my math homework to do, i have to study for HAM test, and i have to wake up earlier than usual tomorrow because chloe and i have to get doughnuts for seminary.
today i saw two funny things.
1) i had a french substitute teacher and her hair used to look normal. in class today it was very dark black and her hair seriously looked like a helmet. when seen up close i found out that it was a really really bad wig.
2) i was driving past an Exxon station when i saw this guy with a bright red car. and his clothes were matching, like on purpose. as if that would be cool? anyway, my point is that he looked silly wearing all that red.
ummmm... i'm done. i think. i still need to find a date to homecoming. because otherwise, i can't go. hum.
September 30, 2004
September 29, 2004
This is fact not fiction for the first time in years
At the church activity tonight, all we did was play dodgeball. i had a really good time. i'm very blunt today.
today did kind of suck a lot. especially ESPECIALLY in the morning. it got better as the day progressed.
what if you really like someone but you know there could never be a chance? ever? but it's tearing you apart because you like them so much, but they have NO IDEA that you like them like that? and... i can't say much more or i'll reveal the person and that would be really. really. akward.
i still have all my homework to do and i have to take a shower. so i'm thinking that i'll take a shower first and maybe that will wake me up, then i'll start with all the homework.
Chances of the Day:
Chance my homework will get done before tomorrow: 85% (going at a decreasing rate of -1%/6.23 minutes)
Chance that I'll get a chance to stop at Starbucks tomorrow: 95%
Chance that i'll get invited to homecoming from a SM boy: <10% (less than kids)
Chance this guy will ever ask me out: <1%
Chance that we'll ever go out by ourselves: 5%
Chance that chemistry will kill me this year: >/= 96%
Chance that tomorrow i will be dead tired: 100%
Chance that my mom will let me go to the mixer saturday: 30%
Chance that i'll go to bed at midnight tonight: 95%
man i'm tired. and very very lonely. look at what a whiner i am.
today did kind of suck a lot. especially ESPECIALLY in the morning. it got better as the day progressed.
what if you really like someone but you know there could never be a chance? ever? but it's tearing you apart because you like them so much, but they have NO IDEA that you like them like that? and... i can't say much more or i'll reveal the person and that would be really. really. akward.
i still have all my homework to do and i have to take a shower. so i'm thinking that i'll take a shower first and maybe that will wake me up, then i'll start with all the homework.
Chances of the Day:
Chance my homework will get done before tomorrow: 85% (going at a decreasing rate of -1%/6.23 minutes)
Chance that I'll get a chance to stop at Starbucks tomorrow: 95%
Chance that i'll get invited to homecoming from a SM boy: <10% (less than kids)
Chance this guy will ever ask me out: <1%
Chance that we'll ever go out by ourselves: 5%
Chance that chemistry will kill me this year: >/= 96%
Chance that tomorrow i will be dead tired: 100%
Chance that my mom will let me go to the mixer saturday: 30%
Chance that i'll go to bed at midnight tonight: 95%
man i'm tired. and very very lonely. look at what a whiner i am.
September 28, 2004
i hate you and i hate you and i don't even know you but i hate you too
ok so i'm sitting at dinner today and i tell my mom, "hey mom, i need to schedule a dentist appointment really soon because i need to get that done before my orthodontist appointment." she tells me that we no longer have health insurance or something, and i need to cancel all my appointments until my dad gets a firm job.
oh and no more adderall. it costs like one hundred to two hundred dollars without insurance. meaning i don't know HOW on EARTH i'm going to survive until my dad gets this job.
it has gotten to the point where i just really really don't want to leave my room. i want there to be a freezer/fridge in here and a microwave and a pantry full of food and really i don't want to leave. ever. i'd also need a dvd player and dvd's and a t.v. and a break every few days. but i just don't want to leave. the only reason i would want to is to see my friends and go to fencing because at fencing i sit and talk to andrew and we talk about how screwed up our lives are and were and what our problems are and why we're weird. and he makes me so happy. at fencing. but then i have to think about so much on the way home that by the time i get here and once i face my family, i'm all depressed again. i think about how i'm going to get gas money, how i'll afford to go places, how i'll save up money, what kind of grades i'll get this year, how i'll get into college, if i'll be good enough, etc. lot's and lot's of things. i won't get into it though.
i'm tired and i don't want to do math homework or english homework.
i realized that i love talking to boys. i probably talk more than i should, but their outlook and views are so different that i love talking with them. it's a totally new experience for me.
i walked across an empty land
i knew the pathway like the back of my hand
i felt the earth beneath my feet
sat by the river and did make me complete
oh simple thing
where have you gone
i'm getting old and i need something to rely on
so tell when
you're gonna let me in
i'm get tired and i need somewhere to begin.
oh and no more adderall. it costs like one hundred to two hundred dollars without insurance. meaning i don't know HOW on EARTH i'm going to survive until my dad gets this job.
it has gotten to the point where i just really really don't want to leave my room. i want there to be a freezer/fridge in here and a microwave and a pantry full of food and really i don't want to leave. ever. i'd also need a dvd player and dvd's and a t.v. and a break every few days. but i just don't want to leave. the only reason i would want to is to see my friends and go to fencing because at fencing i sit and talk to andrew and we talk about how screwed up our lives are and were and what our problems are and why we're weird. and he makes me so happy. at fencing. but then i have to think about so much on the way home that by the time i get here and once i face my family, i'm all depressed again. i think about how i'm going to get gas money, how i'll afford to go places, how i'll save up money, what kind of grades i'll get this year, how i'll get into college, if i'll be good enough, etc. lot's and lot's of things. i won't get into it though.
i'm tired and i don't want to do math homework or english homework.
i realized that i love talking to boys. i probably talk more than i should, but their outlook and views are so different that i love talking with them. it's a totally new experience for me.
i walked across an empty land
i knew the pathway like the back of my hand
i felt the earth beneath my feet
sat by the river and did make me complete
oh simple thing
where have you gone
i'm getting old and i need something to rely on
so tell when
you're gonna let me in
i'm get tired and i need somewhere to begin.
September 27, 2004
Let's get it on in public i knew the pathway like the back of my hand
i am only posting for the sake of procrastinating.
woah. first the sun was setting and casting pretty shadows all over the street, and now the sky is like green and blue. crazy.
fencing got harder. who knew? i'm in saber now, and it requires much more work, i'll give it that. i got cut a few times, no literally cut, not the term. nevermind.
courtney's mom brought us mi cocina for lunch today. it was an awesome surprise, and so good! but afterwards, it felt like the salsa was burning a hole in my stomache. and that was not cool.
i was so tired today. i am so tired today. in history of art and music, i was seriously falling asleep. that's never happened in a class before. well. i didn't in math class. ha ha but there are good reasons for that (wink wink)
i love mark roberts! you are so sweet for reading this sight and you are the coolest person ever. i really wish i got to see you more than once. maybe someday...
good walker quotes:
mock my childhood, go on then.
i don't know, it looks kind of shifty to me.
somebody likes Bill
that is the best class in the entire world.
ok well i think i'm going to go lie on my bed for a little bit. maybe i'll even do some homework. review and i'll kiss you if you're a guy. if you're a girl. i biatch slap you. just kidding. i'll give you a big hug. but guys. i have to know you. and you have to ask.
woah. first the sun was setting and casting pretty shadows all over the street, and now the sky is like green and blue. crazy.
fencing got harder. who knew? i'm in saber now, and it requires much more work, i'll give it that. i got cut a few times, no literally cut, not the term. nevermind.
courtney's mom brought us mi cocina for lunch today. it was an awesome surprise, and so good! but afterwards, it felt like the salsa was burning a hole in my stomache. and that was not cool.
i was so tired today. i am so tired today. in history of art and music, i was seriously falling asleep. that's never happened in a class before. well. i didn't in math class. ha ha but there are good reasons for that (wink wink)
i love mark roberts! you are so sweet for reading this sight and you are the coolest person ever. i really wish i got to see you more than once. maybe someday...
good walker quotes:
mock my childhood, go on then.
i don't know, it looks kind of shifty to me.
somebody likes Bill
that is the best class in the entire world.
ok well i think i'm going to go lie on my bed for a little bit. maybe i'll even do some homework. review and i'll kiss you if you're a guy. if you're a girl. i biatch slap you. just kidding. i'll give you a big hug. but guys. i have to know you. and you have to ask.
September 26, 2004
the sun will heat the ground under our bare feet
ok so i was sitting here in my much too comfortable desk chair and i was reading over some of my old posts and some of my recent posts. and suddenly, i realized that i've changed my whole blog to fit how i want my readers to view me. so, maybe my blog will be more depressing because i'll actually be stating how i feel, but i don't know yet.
i realized today that there are so many sides to me. no one i know know's every side to me. i'm so multi-demensional i scare myself sometimes. i mean, one point i'm all giggly, and the next one i'm all indie rock and hating everyone. ha.
mary and i both complained today about how much we want boyfriends. mary is becoming very desperate. i am becoming very annoyed. just come ask me out why don't you.
school starts again monday. i forgot today. it wasn't until a few hours ago that i realized i do have a life and commitments. and that sucks.
my bed was so warm this morning. i woke up, and the sun was coming through little slates in my window pains, and little light squares were scattered all over my face and on my bed. and i curled up further into the sheets and realized how much i love sleep. and it kind of made me laugh. like i'm in a relationship with sleep. ha that makes me laugh just thinking about it. my bed is too comfy for it's own good. with all the pillows and blankets around me i just get sucked into it and i never want to come out again. i realized i hate waking up to an alarm clock. i like leisurly waking up and realizing i'm alive and well and curling back into bed and just slowly getting up.
i cried today. watching pollyanna. i'd never seen it all the way through before, isn't that funny. i think i cried the other day too, but i don't remember why. i just remember being sad. funny how fast i forget things like that, isn't it?
i realized today that there are so many sides to me. no one i know know's every side to me. i'm so multi-demensional i scare myself sometimes. i mean, one point i'm all giggly, and the next one i'm all indie rock and hating everyone. ha.
mary and i both complained today about how much we want boyfriends. mary is becoming very desperate. i am becoming very annoyed. just come ask me out why don't you.
school starts again monday. i forgot today. it wasn't until a few hours ago that i realized i do have a life and commitments. and that sucks.
my bed was so warm this morning. i woke up, and the sun was coming through little slates in my window pains, and little light squares were scattered all over my face and on my bed. and i curled up further into the sheets and realized how much i love sleep. and it kind of made me laugh. like i'm in a relationship with sleep. ha that makes me laugh just thinking about it. my bed is too comfy for it's own good. with all the pillows and blankets around me i just get sucked into it and i never want to come out again. i realized i hate waking up to an alarm clock. i like leisurly waking up and realizing i'm alive and well and curling back into bed and just slowly getting up.
i cried today. watching pollyanna. i'd never seen it all the way through before, isn't that funny. i think i cried the other day too, but i don't remember why. i just remember being sad. funny how fast i forget things like that, isn't it?
silly tricks are for kids
http://gprime.net/video/blindfoldedmariopianist2.php
Umm so i found this on a guys website (he was hilarious. like. what i would be if i weren't mormon and i were a guy and 24)
Glen, Glen Glen Glen
Glen Glen Glen
Glen Glen Glen
Glen's the man, going to work
Got his tie, got ambition
Middleman is soon right within his grasp
It's a dream that he'll never let die
Glen's the man of the hour
He's the king of his cube
Status call reports have finally met their rival
Open the candlelit both ends on his way to the top
He knows one day he just could become...
Supervisor
Roy, Roy Roy Roy
i can't watch that commercial too many times.
i hate michael moore
Umm so i found this on a guys website (he was hilarious. like. what i would be if i weren't mormon and i were a guy and 24)
Glen, Glen Glen Glen
Glen Glen Glen
Glen Glen Glen
Glen's the man, going to work
Got his tie, got ambition
Middleman is soon right within his grasp
It's a dream that he'll never let die
Glen's the man of the hour
He's the king of his cube
Status call reports have finally met their rival
Open the candlelit both ends on his way to the top
He knows one day he just could become...
Supervisor
Roy, Roy Roy Roy
i can't watch that commercial too many times.
i hate michael moore
September 24, 2004
amazing
Ok i never have loved the weekend more then this weekend. it is a beautiful thing. no school. ha. not until monday. darn it. but still.
Ok so chemistry has a lot of homework and i find that not so good. um yeah.
go visit explodingdog.com in five minutes or get out of this building. like now!
note to self: have mom call upper school office and conifrm the lack of attendence sunday.
i don't think that my mom is going to be letting me go to katies thing on saturday. we'll see how she feels. i kind of dug myself into a deeper whole tonight by kind of yelling at her but not really yelling. fighting with her. sometimes i feel like i'm the parent sheesh.
i feel sorry for mary almost every day. i would hate to have to go from college back home. with kids and work and boring dallas ness. and no boyfriend to make out with. well, i don't have that right now, but in college i'm sure i will. and i would hate to have to come back home. or choose to. whatever. she must be dying. you can only stay in a place like this for so long before you start losing brain cells.
ok go and listen to the amnesiac album by radiohead. it'll make you feel kind of in a trance like state sometimes, but it's really good. like, chicago pizza good.
ok well i'm kind of just stalling right now. i'm trying not to think about how much fun my friends are having at the cest. mixer tonight. my parents don't think i should be let out of the house. after all. that'd make me, like, happy. and we wouldn't want that now would we? crazy thoughts.
ok well i really am going to go now.
alias-strawberry shortcake-underground-birthday-party coming your way thanksgiving break. don't leave town or you'll miss it. and go buy me some prezzies, cause i know you didn't give me any one my birthday. actually the actual day of my 16th birthday pretty much sucked. but. we're not going there.
Ok so chemistry has a lot of homework and i find that not so good. um yeah.
go visit explodingdog.com in five minutes or get out of this building. like now!
note to self: have mom call upper school office and conifrm the lack of attendence sunday.
i don't think that my mom is going to be letting me go to katies thing on saturday. we'll see how she feels. i kind of dug myself into a deeper whole tonight by kind of yelling at her but not really yelling. fighting with her. sometimes i feel like i'm the parent sheesh.
i feel sorry for mary almost every day. i would hate to have to go from college back home. with kids and work and boring dallas ness. and no boyfriend to make out with. well, i don't have that right now, but in college i'm sure i will. and i would hate to have to come back home. or choose to. whatever. she must be dying. you can only stay in a place like this for so long before you start losing brain cells.
ok go and listen to the amnesiac album by radiohead. it'll make you feel kind of in a trance like state sometimes, but it's really good. like, chicago pizza good.
ok well i'm kind of just stalling right now. i'm trying not to think about how much fun my friends are having at the cest. mixer tonight. my parents don't think i should be let out of the house. after all. that'd make me, like, happy. and we wouldn't want that now would we? crazy thoughts.
ok well i really am going to go now.
alias-strawberry shortcake-underground-birthday-party coming your way thanksgiving break. don't leave town or you'll miss it. and go buy me some prezzies, cause i know you didn't give me any one my birthday. actually the actual day of my 16th birthday pretty much sucked. but. we're not going there.
September 23, 2004
Where do we go to draw the line? your guess is as good as mine.
ok so i really like my anonymous viewers. i wish i knew who they were. but if you wish to stay anonymous, then so be it.
i have the ability, opportunity, and energy to do my homework right now, but i just don't feel like doing it.
i have no shorts to wear for fencing tomorrow. darn it.
so this guy on my fencing team, andrew, tells this story about when he was in fourth grade, and the new kid came up to him and was like, "hi. i'm a certified genius." who does that?
everyone needs to go to explodingdog.com like now.
i'm going to bed. it's late.
i have the ability, opportunity, and energy to do my homework right now, but i just don't feel like doing it.
i have no shorts to wear for fencing tomorrow. darn it.
so this guy on my fencing team, andrew, tells this story about when he was in fourth grade, and the new kid came up to him and was like, "hi. i'm a certified genius." who does that?
everyone needs to go to explodingdog.com like now.
i'm going to bed. it's late.
September 22, 2004
tell me your own politik
ok so i'm procrastinating sleep.
tonight was a church activity at the taylors house and i surprisingly had fun. suprisingly meaning usually it's boring and akward, for me. anyway, i had a good time playing a very competitive game of aggrivation or something which ended up lasting about an hour. i played with bethany, amanda, sis and bro taylor, and myself. it was all very amusing. everyone else watched smallville. psshh.
the only good thing about tomorrow is the fact that i don't have math class again. yes! oh well i should be going to bed really. darn it. but sleeping is so fun... it's just a hassle.
edit: let's not forget now. i also played aggrivation with colin. he was my advisor for every move! we almost won...
tonight was a church activity at the taylors house and i surprisingly had fun. suprisingly meaning usually it's boring and akward, for me. anyway, i had a good time playing a very competitive game of aggrivation or something which ended up lasting about an hour. i played with bethany, amanda, sis and bro taylor, and myself. it was all very amusing. everyone else watched smallville. psshh.
the only good thing about tomorrow is the fact that i don't have math class again. yes! oh well i should be going to bed really. darn it. but sleeping is so fun... it's just a hassle.
edit: let's not forget now. i also played aggrivation with colin. he was my advisor for every move! we almost won...
September 21, 2004
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September 20, 2004
no fresh clothes? oh well, no school for me!
first things first. who left the comment on the last post? i wish i knew. it kind of made me hopeful. andway, moving on...
last night i finished the last episode of the last season so far of alias. and i'm so sad now. so sad that i have nothing to watch. so last night, i told my parents i wouldn't be going to school the next day. they were down with that.
so then today i took jordan to school, went home, went to bed, woke up, walked around, cleaned my room up a bit, and started scrapbooking. cameron came over to fix my computer, i went to el fenix for lunch with my mom, dad, and mary, i scrapbooked some more, i picked up jordan from school and took her from volleyball, i had katie get my school books for me from school, and she came over, at dinner, looked at my scrapbook, and departed. and then, i came upstairs, wrote an english analysis, and now i'm here. and i'm about to go work on my homework due tomorrow. sigh.
i think bess made the comment. i'll talk to her about that.
hi.
hi.
last night i finished the last episode of the last season so far of alias. and i'm so sad now. so sad that i have nothing to watch. so last night, i told my parents i wouldn't be going to school the next day. they were down with that.
so then today i took jordan to school, went home, went to bed, woke up, walked around, cleaned my room up a bit, and started scrapbooking. cameron came over to fix my computer, i went to el fenix for lunch with my mom, dad, and mary, i scrapbooked some more, i picked up jordan from school and took her from volleyball, i had katie get my school books for me from school, and she came over, at dinner, looked at my scrapbook, and departed. and then, i came upstairs, wrote an english analysis, and now i'm here. and i'm about to go work on my homework due tomorrow. sigh.
i think bess made the comment. i'll talk to her about that.
hi.
hi.
September 14, 2004
his hands...
michael vartan knows how to use his hands.
michael vartan knows how to kiss.
michael vartan knows how to treat a woman.
i am so
so so
so so so so
jealous.
that i don't have him. or one like him.
michael vartan knows how to kiss.
michael vartan knows how to treat a woman.
i am so
so so
so so so so
jealous.
that i don't have him. or one like him.
September 13, 2004
I am officially a dork
ok i am totally and officially a dork. i mean. tonight, i watched four episodes of Alias... and they were so intense. my family started watching them without me! my parents are totally far more addicted than i am... mary tried telling them to go to bed and wait until i catch up with them. my mom threw a hairbrush in mary's direction and demanded she turn it on. sigh.
i did do most of my homework though. except french. darn. but these episodes were really really good. like. really really good.
ok, i've got to wake up in a couple of hours. so aaadios.
i did do most of my homework though. except french. darn. but these episodes were really really good. like. really really good.
ok, i've got to wake up in a couple of hours. so aaadios.
September 12, 2004
sea king can't you see that your so silly?
i believe that lovers
should be draped in flowers
and layed entwined
together on a bed of clover
and left there to sleep
left there to dream of their happiness
(written by not me)
well i thought that i would post again today to please my viewers because i don't know when i'll be able to post again. i had no idea it was so late at night. i've been watching alias for six hours. sigh. i had no idea. it's just so intense. and now i have to go do homework. i made annie a la calle doce day poster (september 13th! tomorrow!) so to everyone, happy la calle doce day in advance. if you live in a certain area i guess though...
i've got like no clothes to wear to school tomorrow. well that blows.
I want to live
in an underwater world
where the seahorses tickle my feet
and the starfish smile
and i don't have to do my homework.
how poetic of me! yep, that was all me. i'm the best writer ever. NO. YOUR NOT. sorry. just a little strong bad in me. anyway today i typed up teen girl squad 6 and 7 dialogue. it's all yours to laugh at.
Ok my gallies listen up!
We are to draw names for secret decemberween gift exchange!
Fun time!
Ok chill.
I put each of our names into this lions mouth.
What’s her face you choose first.
I’m... hesitant.
Fine then, you won’t get any presents.
I want presents! I want presents!
Cannonball!
Two’d!
So and so, I’m thinking your next!
Let’s see… Lions mouth + decemberween presents / peer pressure * height… equals…
Triple salchow!
Come on in, the waters great!
Last one in’s a rotten friend.
Double double whipless mochachino half calf!
Three noses?
I’m vegan.
Wave o’ babies.
Yo, this lions innards are looking so good!
Here, I got you this present.
Oh a gift card for fashion!
How did you know?
I got you this half digested gazelle carcass!
Gazelle carcass!
It’s over!
Ooncha ooncha! One to threecha! Leave me alone or I’ll tell teacha! Brush your teeth! Comb your hair! I saw Tompkins in his unda- where are you going? What are you doing?
How you be so short?
one inch, two inch, three inch, four inch...
Um, that’s as high as I can count.
I can count to g!
That’s nothing. I can count to purple backwards!
Here comes Tompkins.
Listen up you undapants. Who wants to get hogtied, pushed down, into, some snake water.
Thompkins, how do you be so short?
Heck, I’m taller than you!
Thompinks made a swear!
Waaaa!
Argh. Grargh! And. He died. some how. (torso takes silver)
Tompkins crinkled when he walked.
Poor guy never made it out of his training pants.
What do you kiddos think of my very own chocolate bar!
Looks like you dropped it in sand.
No, I just dipped it in salt!
That’s grosser than gross.
Yeah, well my house has a hundred bafrooms!
You mean your parents house?
You mean two bafrooms?
No! It’s mine! It’s a hundred! Turn it off!
squished
She lead a full life. She lead a full stomach.
Brrinnnngg!! (bell bellarmy)
Naptime!
Thanks mrs. Commander..son..
Erraakkk!
Look at how much we’ve grown!
It’s over!
(Please welcome our new student. He’s from foreign lands.
I think I have a chance with this guy!)
"and now you pass me in the mist...your hair
rain-blown about you, damp lips curved once more
in that wild irony, that gay despair
that made you old when we met before;
wraith-like you drift on out before the rain,
across the fields, blown with the stemless flowers,
with your old hopes, dead leaves and loves again-
dim as a dream and wan with all old hours
(whispers will creep into the growing dark...
tumult will die over the trees)
now night
tears from her wetted, the splattered blouse
of day, glides down the dreaming hills, tear-bright,
to cover with her hair the eerie green...
love for the dusk...
love for the glistening after:
quiet the trees to their last tops...serene...
fain winds, and far away a fading laughter..."
from This Side of Paradise
should be draped in flowers
and layed entwined
together on a bed of clover
and left there to sleep
left there to dream of their happiness
(written by not me)
well i thought that i would post again today to please my viewers because i don't know when i'll be able to post again. i had no idea it was so late at night. i've been watching alias for six hours. sigh. i had no idea. it's just so intense. and now i have to go do homework. i made annie a la calle doce day poster (september 13th! tomorrow!) so to everyone, happy la calle doce day in advance. if you live in a certain area i guess though...
i've got like no clothes to wear to school tomorrow. well that blows.
I want to live
in an underwater world
where the seahorses tickle my feet
and the starfish smile
and i don't have to do my homework.
how poetic of me! yep, that was all me. i'm the best writer ever. NO. YOUR NOT. sorry. just a little strong bad in me. anyway today i typed up teen girl squad 6 and 7 dialogue. it's all yours to laugh at.
Ok my gallies listen up!
We are to draw names for secret decemberween gift exchange!
Fun time!
Ok chill.
I put each of our names into this lions mouth.
What’s her face you choose first.
I’m... hesitant.
Fine then, you won’t get any presents.
I want presents! I want presents!
Cannonball!
Two’d!
So and so, I’m thinking your next!
Let’s see… Lions mouth + decemberween presents / peer pressure * height… equals…
Triple salchow!
Come on in, the waters great!
Last one in’s a rotten friend.
Double double whipless mochachino half calf!
Three noses?
I’m vegan.
Wave o’ babies.
Yo, this lions innards are looking so good!
Here, I got you this present.
Oh a gift card for fashion!
How did you know?
I got you this half digested gazelle carcass!
Gazelle carcass!
It’s over!
Ooncha ooncha! One to threecha! Leave me alone or I’ll tell teacha! Brush your teeth! Comb your hair! I saw Tompkins in his unda- where are you going? What are you doing?
How you be so short?
one inch, two inch, three inch, four inch...
Um, that’s as high as I can count.
I can count to g!
That’s nothing. I can count to purple backwards!
Here comes Tompkins.
Listen up you undapants. Who wants to get hogtied, pushed down, into, some snake water.
Thompkins, how do you be so short?
Heck, I’m taller than you!
Thompinks made a swear!
Waaaa!
Argh. Grargh! And. He died. some how. (torso takes silver)
Tompkins crinkled when he walked.
Poor guy never made it out of his training pants.
What do you kiddos think of my very own chocolate bar!
Looks like you dropped it in sand.
No, I just dipped it in salt!
That’s grosser than gross.
Yeah, well my house has a hundred bafrooms!
You mean your parents house?
You mean two bafrooms?
No! It’s mine! It’s a hundred! Turn it off!
squished
She lead a full life. She lead a full stomach.
Brrinnnngg!! (bell bellarmy)
Naptime!
Thanks mrs. Commander..son..
Erraakkk!
Look at how much we’ve grown!
It’s over!
(Please welcome our new student. He’s from foreign lands.
I think I have a chance with this guy!)
"and now you pass me in the mist...your hair
rain-blown about you, damp lips curved once more
in that wild irony, that gay despair
that made you old when we met before;
wraith-like you drift on out before the rain,
across the fields, blown with the stemless flowers,
with your old hopes, dead leaves and loves again-
dim as a dream and wan with all old hours
(whispers will creep into the growing dark...
tumult will die over the trees)
now night
tears from her wetted, the splattered blouse
of day, glides down the dreaming hills, tear-bright,
to cover with her hair the eerie green...
love for the dusk...
love for the glistening after:
quiet the trees to their last tops...serene...
fain winds, and far away a fading laughter..."
from This Side of Paradise
wave o' babies
wow, so i totally havent updated since saturday. yea, thats right, i just said totally. speaking of which, there are a lot of words which we used to use that should come back. for example...
"psych!" - said to someone when pretending to handshake, but then pulling your hand away and acting very cool. or something like that. i mean really, when was the last time you heard someone say that? i demand each of you say it twice a day now.
"nards" - testicles. one of the great slang words that never got the exposure it deserved. seriously, hasn't "nuts" gotten old?
"tubular" - ok maybe y'all didn't use this, but i did sometimes in elementary school. maybe that's why i had no friends...
now of course, there are some words that should never come back, like...
"doi" - the worst word ever created, quite possibly. a play on the word "duh," which was uttered to express superiority over someone who didn't know something. so irritating. hearing a bunch of girls say it is doubly so.
i can't think of anymore. OMG! NEW XANGA GAME: Pick a slang word that you either is underused or overused. Justify your answer. Show all work.
btw, tailgating tomorrow. im taking a page out of joel's book: if you come, bring something. chips, brats, steaks, drinks, whatever. just bring something. hot dogs are free, though. me and joel will cook them up reeeeeeal nice for ya. since no one else seems to know how to grill.
anyway, im off to write essays. toodles.
jonesey
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Posted 9/2/2004 at 10:30 PM by Jlee38
whoa. he did not show his work at all. how many points off is that? I vote that everyone brings "psych" back.
Most Overused = " Dis" because you could say it after any comment someone made to someone else.
Posted 9/3/2004 at 12:27 AM by cmlenihan
flava
as in flavor
Posted 9/3/2004 at 12:46 AM by wowzerz
u fruitcake was popular back in middle school
Posted 9/3/2004 at 9:13 PM by turbowhat05
i think "snap" was the worst... i never used that just b/c it sounded stupid.
Posted 9/4/2004 at 1:54 PM by jheart
fudge packer
is underused
Posted 9/4/2004 at 9:07 PM by whypeees
gayer than AIDS
is a phrase which i think should be used to describe gay things more often. For instance..."Mrs. Risser, you're giving us a test without teaching us a single lesson? Wow, that's gayer than AIDS."
Posted 9/7/2004 at 4:46 PM by Biceps_McStudly
instead of hot girl or hot chick or whatever, we should say 'happenin' babe' more.
also gnarly, bodacious and wicked
Posted 9/7/2004 at 8:39 PM by trustno1986
that's from a friend of my friends. he's pretty funny. very republican too!
the next is a conversation from not a republican. but also someone funny. funnier even. well. we're funny. i don't feel like editing. so i'll just post the whole stupid thing.
dtdrama57 (11:56:42 AM): heya
dtdrama57 (11:56:42 AM): oh. ok. i see. you're ignoring me. because i'm a "backstabber".
Shootingstar0107 (11:56:46 AM): ha
Shootingstar0107 (11:56:48 AM): maybe
Shootingstar0107 (11:56:49 AM): i am
dtdrama57 (11:57:01 AM): i don't understand how i'm a backstabber.
Shootingstar0107 (11:57:05 AM): annie gosh
Shootingstar0107 (11:57:09 AM): i can't explain
dtdrama57 (11:57:24 AM): well if you can't explain it then why are you calling me that?
Shootingstar0107 (11:58:01 AM): cause. my back hurts. like a knife when through it. so i assume... your the one who wrenched the knife into my back that fatal night.
dtdrama57 (11:58:45 AM): you mean when i hung up at 12:15 because i was sleepy? is that it?
Shootingstar0107 (11:58:52 AM): maybe
Shootingstar0107 (11:58:54 AM): maybe not
dtdrama57 (11:59:12 AM): fine then. if you're not gonna answer my question, i'm just gonna go.
Shootingstar0107 (11:59:21 AM): you know what?
Shootingstar0107 (11:59:23 AM): gosh.
Shootingstar0107 (11:59:40 AM): nothing. do i have to be mad at you again? don't make me be mad at you again/
dtdrama57 (12:00:02 PM): i thought you were already mad at me. i'm getting tired of you being mad at me for no particular reason.
Shootingstar0107 (12:00:25 PM): FINE! I'M NOT MAD OK! I'M HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. DON'T I LOOK INSANELY HAPPY
dtdrama57 (12:00:39 PM): i can tell you're still mad because you're yelling at me.
dtdrama57 (12:00:50 PM): maybe if you just told me why once in a while, we could work things out.
Shootingstar0107 (12:01:03 PM): NO I'M NOT. WHO SAID I'M YELLING? ARE YOU HERE? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME YELL?
Shootingstar0107 (12:01:09 PM): I'M NOT YELLING.
dtdrama57 (12:01:12 PM): trust me. you're yelling.
Shootingstar0107 (12:01:20 PM): JUST CAUSE IT'S CAPS DOESN'T MEAN IT'S MAD
dtdrama57 (12:01:43 PM): you're comment involving the insanely happy trashcan was dripping with sarcasm.
dtdrama57 (12:01:57 PM): and the dripping sarcasm came out of my computer screen and got my shirt all wet.
Shootingstar0107 (12:02:16 PM): WELL I'M SORRY. HOW BOUT A TISSUE? WILL THAT MAKE IT GO AWAY?
dtdrama57 (12:02:28 PM): probably not. tissues are surprising non-absorbent.
dtdrama57 (12:02:37 PM): have you ever tried wiping up a spill with a tissue?
dtdrama57 (12:02:41 PM): it's quite frustrating.
Shootingstar0107 (12:03:14 PM): duh i'm not a twat. well. is my sarcasm that viscous?
Shootingstar0107 (12:03:17 PM): that is the word right?
dtdrama57 (12:03:32 PM): if you mean is my sarcasm that thick, then yes.
dtdrama57 (12:03:42 PM): and yeah, it was.
Shootingstar0107 (12:03:59 PM): i was talking about MY sarcasme but fine then
Shootingstar0107 (12:04:00 PM): FINE
dtdrama57 (12:04:16 PM): i know you were talking about your sarcasm. i was simply quoting you.
Shootingstar0107 (12:04:54 PM): well " " those exist for a reason. as to not confuse people miss black
dtdrama57 (12:05:14 PM): well "i'm sorry" miss jones. haha those were used for a different reason than quoting.
Shootingstar0107 (12:05:24 PM): mmhhmm.
Shootingstar0107 (12:06:14 PM): i wrote you a letter and everything. gosh.
dtdrama57 (12:06:21 PM): you wrote me a letter?
Shootingstar0107 (12:06:32 PM): pssshhh yes
dtdrama57 (12:06:41 PM): recently?
Shootingstar0107 (12:06:50 PM): like thirty minutes ago
dtdrama57 (12:06:56 PM): whoa sweet.
dtdrama57 (12:07:04 PM): i love letters.
dtdrama57 (12:07:10 PM): and i love love letters. from cute boys.
Shootingstar0107 (12:07:25 PM): well i'm sorry but mine is neither a love letter nor am i a boy
dtdrama57 (12:07:32 PM): i know. i was just sayin
dtdrama57 (12:07:40 PM): but a regular letter is good too
Shootingstar0107 (12:07:55 PM): good. but not great.
dtdrama57 (12:08:03 PM): nah. it's great.
dtdrama57 (12:08:33 PM): un momento. i have to put my laundry in the dryer
Shootingstar0107 (12:08:41 PM): okayo
dtdrama57 (12:11:58 PM): well that was exhilarating
Shootingstar0107 (12:12:08 PM): congratulations...?
dtdrama57 (12:12:14 PM): i'm ron burgundy?
Shootingstar0107 (12:12:34 PM): exactly
Shootingstar0107 (12:12:40 PM): will you do my homework for me
dtdrama57 (12:12:51 PM): how bout this, um no.
Shootingstar0107 (12:13:08 PM): damare aho!
dtdrama57 (12:13:13 PM): very good.
dtdrama57 (12:13:16 PM): and ouch.
Shootingstar0107 (12:13:27 PM): ouch to the x-treme
dtdrama57 (12:13:36 PM): ouch to the xx-treme
dtdrama57 (12:15:50 PM): haha. did you know xxxsexbotxxx9234 has visited your subprofile?
Shootingstar0107 (12:16:13 PM): yes.
Shootingstar0107 (12:16:14 PM): gosh.
dtdrama57 (12:16:24 PM): so has sexmeup81213
dtdrama57 (12:16:29 PM): twice
Shootingstar0107 (12:16:31 PM): what is it with porn stars visiting my blog?
dtdrama57 (12:16:41 PM): the porn stars love you.
Shootingstar0107 (12:16:58 PM): my life dream... it's come true...
dtdrama57 (12:17:04 PM): thank goodness.
dtdrama57 (12:17:17 PM): haha i'm up to 29
Shootingstar0107 (12:17:27 PM): YES!
dtdrama57 (12:17:51 PM): hey la calle doce day is tomorrow!
Shootingstar0107 (12:18:06 PM): i know! i'm so excited. will you make me a poster?
dtdrama57 (12:18:29 PM): maybe. if you make me one.
Shootingstar0107 (12:18:41 PM): fine.
dtdrama57 (12:18:43 PM): deal.
dtdrama57 (12:20:24 PM): what does la calle doce day commemorate again?
Shootingstar0107 (12:20:35 PM): oh yeah umm...
Shootingstar0107 (12:20:50 PM): the restaurant? for it's fine services to the community or something
dtdrama57 (12:21:01 PM): huh. ok.
dtdrama57 (12:22:26 PM): i'm actually making your poster right now
Shootingstar0107 (12:22:41 PM): saweet
dtdrama57 (12:23:17 PM): i's looking muy bueno
Shootingstar0107 (12:23:42 PM): oh si si
dtdrama57 (12:26:12 PM): well. that, my friend, is a masterpiece.
Shootingstar0107 (12:26:41 PM): that's it? that's it? you only spent like five minutes on it? oh well. i can't have my cake and eat it too.
dtdrama57 (12:27:05 PM): i'm not done yet
Shootingstar0107 (12:27:19 PM): oh sa-weet
dtdrama57 (12:27:33 PM): i have to warn you. there's kind of a scary looking face on it.
dtdrama57 (12:27:43 PM): i didn't mean to make him scary. but it happened.
Shootingstar0107 (12:28:08 PM): you know what? scary looking faces happen.
dtdrama57 (12:28:34 PM): he kind of looks like the poopsmith come to think of it.
Shootingstar0107 (12:28:42 PM): hmmm
dtdrama57 (12:28:53 PM): but without the shovel. and the manure.
Shootingstar0107 (12:29:01 PM): hmmmm
dtdrama57 (12:30:08 PM): i'm giving you some of my coveted stickers. make sure you feel suitably honored.
Shootingstar0107 (12:30:26 PM): OHH SHINEY!
dtdrama57 (12:30:37 PM): and sparkly.
Shootingstar0107 (12:30:50 PM): OHH SPARKLY!
dtdrama57 (12:31:10 PM): i can see you're excited. that's good.
Shootingstar0107 (12:31:37 PM): OHHH GOOD!
dtdrama57 (12:31:45 PM): ok. that's enough.
Shootingstar0107 (12:32:01 PM): fine. ruin my fun for all i care.
dtdrama57 (12:32:24 PM): you can keep going if you want to
Shootingstar0107 (12:32:47 PM): but.... you said that it was enough!
dtdrama57 (12:33:10 PM): well apparently that upsets you. i don't want to upset you before la calle doce day
Shootingstar0107 (12:33:23 PM): that's true that's true.
dtdrama57 (12:33:42 PM): ok. now i'm done.
dtdrama57 (12:33:49 PM): i don't want to put too much stuff on it
Shootingstar0107 (12:33:51 PM): sa-weet
Shootingstar0107 (12:33:52 PM): good idea.
dtdrama57 (12:34:02 PM): now i must stow it away carefully.
Shootingstar0107 (12:34:19 PM): carefully indeed.
dtdrama57 (12:34:36 PM): mission accomplished.
Shootingstar0107 (12:35:28 PM): success!
dtdrama57 (12:35:32 PM): victory!
Shootingstar0107 (12:36:02 PM): completed!
dtdrama57 (12:36:09 PM): finished!
Shootingstar0107 (12:36:20 PM): done!
dtdrama57 (12:36:35 PM): ended!
Shootingstar0107 (12:36:53 PM): finissimo!
dtdrama57 (12:37:28 PM): concluded!
Shootingstar0107 (12:37:35 PM): set!
dtdrama57 (12:37:39 PM): over!
Shootingstar0107 (12:37:44 PM): ready!
dtdrama57 (12:37:47 PM): el fin!
Shootingstar0107 (12:37:56 PM): c'est fin!
dtdrama57 (12:38:04 PM): perfected!
Shootingstar0107 (12:38:14 PM): amazing!
dtdrama57 (12:38:20 PM): fabulous!
Shootingstar0107 (12:38:32 PM): super!
dtdrama57 (12:38:33 PM): fantastic!
Shootingstar0107 (12:38:39 PM): wonderful!
dtdrama57 (12:38:41 PM): awesome!
Shootingstar0107 (12:38:52 PM): dang it that's the one i had.
beautiful!
dtdrama57 (12:39:04 PM): marvelous!
Shootingstar0107 (12:39:11 PM): fantastic!
dtdrama57 (12:39:30 PM): i already did that one
Shootingstar0107 (12:39:47 PM): oh.
Shootingstar0107 (12:39:53 PM): lovely!
dtdrama57 (12:39:54 PM): astounding!
Shootingstar0107 (12:39:59 PM): brilliant!
dtdrama57 (12:40:04 PM): extraordinary!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:05 PM): ace!
dtdrama57 (12:40:08 PM): impressive!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:09 PM): gnarly!
dtdrama57 (12:40:13 PM): miraculous!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:14 PM): righteous!
dtdrama57 (12:40:16 PM): wonderous!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:29 PM): posh!
dtdrama57 (12:40:30 PM): stunning!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:36 PM): ingenious!
dtdrama57 (12:40:38 PM): spectacular!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:44 PM): i think you already said that.
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:59 PM): maybe not.
dtdrama57 (12:41:00 PM): did not
Shootingstar0107 (12:41:10 PM): insanely good!
dtdrama57 (12:41:13 PM): breathtaking!
Shootingstar0107 (12:41:32 PM): the-best-thing-i've-ever-done!
dtdrama57 (12:41:35 PM): awe-inspiring!
dtdrama57 (12:41:41 PM): and i did it. thank you very much.
Shootingstar0107 (12:41:52 PM): yeah well
dtdrama57 (12:41:54 PM): spine-tingling!
Shootingstar0107 (12:42:03 PM): ok i'm spent.
dtdrama57 (12:42:15 PM): yeah me too. spine-tingling is a good one to end on.
Shootingstar0107 (12:42:24 PM): mmmm
dtdrama57 (12:42:32 PM): hey have you done the webassign yet?
Shootingstar0107 (12:42:54 PM): no DANG IT.
Shootingstar0107 (12:43:01 PM): is chemistry tomorrow?
dtdrama57 (12:43:04 PM): nope
Shootingstar0107 (12:43:08 PM): good.
dtdrama57 (12:43:11 PM): i don't think...
Shootingstar0107 (12:43:21 PM): i hope not
dtdrama57 (12:43:59 PM): i was supposed to print something off hockaday email and read it for english, but email's been down all weekend.
Shootingstar0107 (12:44:15 PM): woot
dtdrama57 (12:44:20 PM): or not woot.
Shootingstar0107 (12:44:38 PM): not woot.
dtdrama57 (12:44:47 PM): aw. poor trashcan.
Shootingstar0107 (12:45:00 PM): he's so sad and full of garbage
dtdrama57 (12:45:12 PM): i have a feeling we've had this conversation before...
Shootingstar0107 (12:45:22 PM): hmm...
Shootingstar0107 (12:45:27 PM): *flashback*
dtdrama57 (12:45:45 PM): hehe
dtdrama57 (12:45:55 PM): *twilight zone music*
Shootingstar0107 (12:46:40 PM): doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
dtdrama57 (12:47:04 PM): exactly
dtdrama57 (12:48:26 PM): haha check out my blog
Shootingstar0107 (12:48:31 PM): k
Shootingstar0107 (12:49:20 PM): haha! check out my comment1
Shootingstar0107 (12:49:23 PM): !
dtdrama57 (12:49:24 PM): k
dtdrama57 (12:49:43 PM): whoa. that's so true.
dtdrama57 (12:49:51 PM): maybe i should build a bomb shelter or something.
Shootingstar0107 (12:50:06 PM): maybe. woah. that's like. a really good idea.
dtdrama57 (12:50:15 PM): like. thanks.
Shootingstar0107 (12:50:24 PM): hold on one second.
dtdrama57 (12:50:25 PM): now where can i find 20 tons of concrete...?
dtdrama57 (12:50:27 PM): k
Shootingstar0107 (12:52:36 PM): umm.
Shootingstar0107 (12:52:41 PM): home depot?
dtdrama57 (12:53:06 PM): maybe i should just rent a truck. i wonder how my parents would feel about my diggin a giant hole in my back yard.
Shootingstar0107 (12:53:27 PM): i think it'd be cool. i mean. it could also be our hideout.
dtdrama57 (12:53:40 PM): ooh we should make a treehouse too
Shootingstar0107 (12:53:46 PM): OH YES.
dtdrama57 (12:53:52 PM): for when we're not being threatened by the rest of the world
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:06 PM): exactly!
dtdrama57 (12:54:20 PM): i always wanted a treehouse
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:25 PM): same. sigh.
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:35 PM): www.paccc.net/gilf.jpeg
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:36 PM): dude
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:38 PM): apparently,
dtdrama57 (12:54:39 PM): haha we're so deprived.
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:49 PM): that let's you get around the blocked sites at school. i say we try it out.
dtdrama57 (12:55:03 PM): i say you try it out.
Shootingstar0107 (12:55:12 PM): mk!
dtdrama57 (12:55:18 PM): hehe
Shootingstar0107 (12:55:20 PM): wave o' babies
dtdrama57 (12:55:28 PM): i LOVE that part.
Shootingstar0107 (12:55:34 PM): same!
dtdrama57 (12:55:49 PM): "omg"
Shootingstar0107 (12:56:53 PM): it's like we're twins!
dtdrama57 (12:56:55 PM): mm i got to go eat some lunch. my stomach is all rumbly
dtdrama57 (12:56:58 PM): yeah. no kidding.
Shootingstar0107 (12:57:16 PM): sorry bout that. catch you on the flip side lizzie! i mean annie!
dtdrama57 (12:57:23 PM): mmmmkay.
"psych!" - said to someone when pretending to handshake, but then pulling your hand away and acting very cool. or something like that. i mean really, when was the last time you heard someone say that? i demand each of you say it twice a day now.
"nards" - testicles. one of the great slang words that never got the exposure it deserved. seriously, hasn't "nuts" gotten old?
"tubular" - ok maybe y'all didn't use this, but i did sometimes in elementary school. maybe that's why i had no friends...
now of course, there are some words that should never come back, like...
"doi" - the worst word ever created, quite possibly. a play on the word "duh," which was uttered to express superiority over someone who didn't know something. so irritating. hearing a bunch of girls say it is doubly so.
i can't think of anymore. OMG! NEW XANGA GAME: Pick a slang word that you either is underused or overused. Justify your answer. Show all work.
btw, tailgating tomorrow. im taking a page out of joel's book: if you come, bring something. chips, brats, steaks, drinks, whatever. just bring something. hot dogs are free, though. me and joel will cook them up reeeeeeal nice for ya. since no one else seems to know how to grill.
anyway, im off to write essays. toodles.
jonesey
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Posted 9/2/2004 at 10:30 PM by Jlee38
whoa. he did not show his work at all. how many points off is that? I vote that everyone brings "psych" back.
Most Overused = " Dis" because you could say it after any comment someone made to someone else.
Posted 9/3/2004 at 12:27 AM by cmlenihan
flava
as in flavor
Posted 9/3/2004 at 12:46 AM by wowzerz
u fruitcake was popular back in middle school
Posted 9/3/2004 at 9:13 PM by turbowhat05
i think "snap" was the worst... i never used that just b/c it sounded stupid.
Posted 9/4/2004 at 1:54 PM by jheart
fudge packer
is underused
Posted 9/4/2004 at 9:07 PM by whypeees
gayer than AIDS
is a phrase which i think should be used to describe gay things more often. For instance..."Mrs. Risser, you're giving us a test without teaching us a single lesson? Wow, that's gayer than AIDS."
Posted 9/7/2004 at 4:46 PM by Biceps_McStudly
instead of hot girl or hot chick or whatever, we should say 'happenin' babe' more.
also gnarly, bodacious and wicked
Posted 9/7/2004 at 8:39 PM by trustno1986
that's from a friend of my friends. he's pretty funny. very republican too!
the next is a conversation from not a republican. but also someone funny. funnier even. well. we're funny. i don't feel like editing. so i'll just post the whole stupid thing.
dtdrama57 (11:56:42 AM): heya
dtdrama57 (11:56:42 AM): oh. ok. i see. you're ignoring me. because i'm a "backstabber".
Shootingstar0107 (11:56:46 AM): ha
Shootingstar0107 (11:56:48 AM): maybe
Shootingstar0107 (11:56:49 AM): i am
dtdrama57 (11:57:01 AM): i don't understand how i'm a backstabber.
Shootingstar0107 (11:57:05 AM): annie gosh
Shootingstar0107 (11:57:09 AM): i can't explain
dtdrama57 (11:57:24 AM): well if you can't explain it then why are you calling me that?
Shootingstar0107 (11:58:01 AM): cause. my back hurts. like a knife when through it. so i assume... your the one who wrenched the knife into my back that fatal night.
dtdrama57 (11:58:45 AM): you mean when i hung up at 12:15 because i was sleepy? is that it?
Shootingstar0107 (11:58:52 AM): maybe
Shootingstar0107 (11:58:54 AM): maybe not
dtdrama57 (11:59:12 AM): fine then. if you're not gonna answer my question, i'm just gonna go.
Shootingstar0107 (11:59:21 AM): you know what?
Shootingstar0107 (11:59:23 AM): gosh.
Shootingstar0107 (11:59:40 AM): nothing. do i have to be mad at you again? don't make me be mad at you again/
dtdrama57 (12:00:02 PM): i thought you were already mad at me. i'm getting tired of you being mad at me for no particular reason.
Shootingstar0107 (12:00:25 PM): FINE! I'M NOT MAD OK! I'M HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. DON'T I LOOK INSANELY HAPPY
dtdrama57 (12:00:39 PM): i can tell you're still mad because you're yelling at me.
dtdrama57 (12:00:50 PM): maybe if you just told me why once in a while, we could work things out.
Shootingstar0107 (12:01:03 PM): NO I'M NOT. WHO SAID I'M YELLING? ARE YOU HERE? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME YELL?
Shootingstar0107 (12:01:09 PM): I'M NOT YELLING.
dtdrama57 (12:01:12 PM): trust me. you're yelling.
Shootingstar0107 (12:01:20 PM): JUST CAUSE IT'S CAPS DOESN'T MEAN IT'S MAD
dtdrama57 (12:01:43 PM): you're comment involving the insanely happy trashcan was dripping with sarcasm.
dtdrama57 (12:01:57 PM): and the dripping sarcasm came out of my computer screen and got my shirt all wet.
Shootingstar0107 (12:02:16 PM): WELL I'M SORRY. HOW BOUT A TISSUE? WILL THAT MAKE IT GO AWAY?
dtdrama57 (12:02:28 PM): probably not. tissues are surprising non-absorbent.
dtdrama57 (12:02:37 PM): have you ever tried wiping up a spill with a tissue?
dtdrama57 (12:02:41 PM): it's quite frustrating.
Shootingstar0107 (12:03:14 PM): duh i'm not a twat. well. is my sarcasm that viscous?
Shootingstar0107 (12:03:17 PM): that is the word right?
dtdrama57 (12:03:32 PM): if you mean is my sarcasm that thick, then yes.
dtdrama57 (12:03:42 PM): and yeah, it was.
Shootingstar0107 (12:03:59 PM): i was talking about MY sarcasme but fine then
Shootingstar0107 (12:04:00 PM): FINE
dtdrama57 (12:04:16 PM): i know you were talking about your sarcasm. i was simply quoting you.
Shootingstar0107 (12:04:54 PM): well " " those exist for a reason. as to not confuse people miss black
dtdrama57 (12:05:14 PM): well "i'm sorry" miss jones. haha those were used for a different reason than quoting.
Shootingstar0107 (12:05:24 PM): mmhhmm.
Shootingstar0107 (12:06:14 PM): i wrote you a letter and everything. gosh.
dtdrama57 (12:06:21 PM): you wrote me a letter?
Shootingstar0107 (12:06:32 PM): pssshhh yes
dtdrama57 (12:06:41 PM): recently?
Shootingstar0107 (12:06:50 PM): like thirty minutes ago
dtdrama57 (12:06:56 PM): whoa sweet.
dtdrama57 (12:07:04 PM): i love letters.
dtdrama57 (12:07:10 PM): and i love love letters. from cute boys.
Shootingstar0107 (12:07:25 PM): well i'm sorry but mine is neither a love letter nor am i a boy
dtdrama57 (12:07:32 PM): i know. i was just sayin
dtdrama57 (12:07:40 PM): but a regular letter is good too
Shootingstar0107 (12:07:55 PM): good. but not great.
dtdrama57 (12:08:03 PM): nah. it's great.
dtdrama57 (12:08:33 PM): un momento. i have to put my laundry in the dryer
Shootingstar0107 (12:08:41 PM): okayo
dtdrama57 (12:11:58 PM): well that was exhilarating
Shootingstar0107 (12:12:08 PM): congratulations...?
dtdrama57 (12:12:14 PM): i'm ron burgundy?
Shootingstar0107 (12:12:34 PM): exactly
Shootingstar0107 (12:12:40 PM): will you do my homework for me
dtdrama57 (12:12:51 PM): how bout this, um no.
Shootingstar0107 (12:13:08 PM): damare aho!
dtdrama57 (12:13:13 PM): very good.
dtdrama57 (12:13:16 PM): and ouch.
Shootingstar0107 (12:13:27 PM): ouch to the x-treme
dtdrama57 (12:13:36 PM): ouch to the xx-treme
dtdrama57 (12:15:50 PM): haha. did you know xxxsexbotxxx9234 has visited your subprofile?
Shootingstar0107 (12:16:13 PM): yes.
Shootingstar0107 (12:16:14 PM): gosh.
dtdrama57 (12:16:24 PM): so has sexmeup81213
dtdrama57 (12:16:29 PM): twice
Shootingstar0107 (12:16:31 PM): what is it with porn stars visiting my blog?
dtdrama57 (12:16:41 PM): the porn stars love you.
Shootingstar0107 (12:16:58 PM): my life dream... it's come true...
dtdrama57 (12:17:04 PM): thank goodness.
dtdrama57 (12:17:17 PM): haha i'm up to 29
Shootingstar0107 (12:17:27 PM): YES!
dtdrama57 (12:17:51 PM): hey la calle doce day is tomorrow!
Shootingstar0107 (12:18:06 PM): i know! i'm so excited. will you make me a poster?
dtdrama57 (12:18:29 PM): maybe. if you make me one.
Shootingstar0107 (12:18:41 PM): fine.
dtdrama57 (12:18:43 PM): deal.
dtdrama57 (12:20:24 PM): what does la calle doce day commemorate again?
Shootingstar0107 (12:20:35 PM): oh yeah umm...
Shootingstar0107 (12:20:50 PM): the restaurant? for it's fine services to the community or something
dtdrama57 (12:21:01 PM): huh. ok.
dtdrama57 (12:22:26 PM): i'm actually making your poster right now
Shootingstar0107 (12:22:41 PM): saweet
dtdrama57 (12:23:17 PM): i's looking muy bueno
Shootingstar0107 (12:23:42 PM): oh si si
dtdrama57 (12:26:12 PM): well. that, my friend, is a masterpiece.
Shootingstar0107 (12:26:41 PM): that's it? that's it? you only spent like five minutes on it? oh well. i can't have my cake and eat it too.
dtdrama57 (12:27:05 PM): i'm not done yet
Shootingstar0107 (12:27:19 PM): oh sa-weet
dtdrama57 (12:27:33 PM): i have to warn you. there's kind of a scary looking face on it.
dtdrama57 (12:27:43 PM): i didn't mean to make him scary. but it happened.
Shootingstar0107 (12:28:08 PM): you know what? scary looking faces happen.
dtdrama57 (12:28:34 PM): he kind of looks like the poopsmith come to think of it.
Shootingstar0107 (12:28:42 PM): hmmm
dtdrama57 (12:28:53 PM): but without the shovel. and the manure.
Shootingstar0107 (12:29:01 PM): hmmmm
dtdrama57 (12:30:08 PM): i'm giving you some of my coveted stickers. make sure you feel suitably honored.
Shootingstar0107 (12:30:26 PM): OHH SHINEY!
dtdrama57 (12:30:37 PM): and sparkly.
Shootingstar0107 (12:30:50 PM): OHH SPARKLY!
dtdrama57 (12:31:10 PM): i can see you're excited. that's good.
Shootingstar0107 (12:31:37 PM): OHHH GOOD!
dtdrama57 (12:31:45 PM): ok. that's enough.
Shootingstar0107 (12:32:01 PM): fine. ruin my fun for all i care.
dtdrama57 (12:32:24 PM): you can keep going if you want to
Shootingstar0107 (12:32:47 PM): but.... you said that it was enough!
dtdrama57 (12:33:10 PM): well apparently that upsets you. i don't want to upset you before la calle doce day
Shootingstar0107 (12:33:23 PM): that's true that's true.
dtdrama57 (12:33:42 PM): ok. now i'm done.
dtdrama57 (12:33:49 PM): i don't want to put too much stuff on it
Shootingstar0107 (12:33:51 PM): sa-weet
Shootingstar0107 (12:33:52 PM): good idea.
dtdrama57 (12:34:02 PM): now i must stow it away carefully.
Shootingstar0107 (12:34:19 PM): carefully indeed.
dtdrama57 (12:34:36 PM): mission accomplished.
Shootingstar0107 (12:35:28 PM): success!
dtdrama57 (12:35:32 PM): victory!
Shootingstar0107 (12:36:02 PM): completed!
dtdrama57 (12:36:09 PM): finished!
Shootingstar0107 (12:36:20 PM): done!
dtdrama57 (12:36:35 PM): ended!
Shootingstar0107 (12:36:53 PM): finissimo!
dtdrama57 (12:37:28 PM): concluded!
Shootingstar0107 (12:37:35 PM): set!
dtdrama57 (12:37:39 PM): over!
Shootingstar0107 (12:37:44 PM): ready!
dtdrama57 (12:37:47 PM): el fin!
Shootingstar0107 (12:37:56 PM): c'est fin!
dtdrama57 (12:38:04 PM): perfected!
Shootingstar0107 (12:38:14 PM): amazing!
dtdrama57 (12:38:20 PM): fabulous!
Shootingstar0107 (12:38:32 PM): super!
dtdrama57 (12:38:33 PM): fantastic!
Shootingstar0107 (12:38:39 PM): wonderful!
dtdrama57 (12:38:41 PM): awesome!
Shootingstar0107 (12:38:52 PM): dang it that's the one i had.
beautiful!
dtdrama57 (12:39:04 PM): marvelous!
Shootingstar0107 (12:39:11 PM): fantastic!
dtdrama57 (12:39:30 PM): i already did that one
Shootingstar0107 (12:39:47 PM): oh.
Shootingstar0107 (12:39:53 PM): lovely!
dtdrama57 (12:39:54 PM): astounding!
Shootingstar0107 (12:39:59 PM): brilliant!
dtdrama57 (12:40:04 PM): extraordinary!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:05 PM): ace!
dtdrama57 (12:40:08 PM): impressive!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:09 PM): gnarly!
dtdrama57 (12:40:13 PM): miraculous!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:14 PM): righteous!
dtdrama57 (12:40:16 PM): wonderous!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:29 PM): posh!
dtdrama57 (12:40:30 PM): stunning!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:36 PM): ingenious!
dtdrama57 (12:40:38 PM): spectacular!
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:44 PM): i think you already said that.
Shootingstar0107 (12:40:59 PM): maybe not.
dtdrama57 (12:41:00 PM): did not
Shootingstar0107 (12:41:10 PM): insanely good!
dtdrama57 (12:41:13 PM): breathtaking!
Shootingstar0107 (12:41:32 PM): the-best-thing-i've-ever-done!
dtdrama57 (12:41:35 PM): awe-inspiring!
dtdrama57 (12:41:41 PM): and i did it. thank you very much.
Shootingstar0107 (12:41:52 PM): yeah well
dtdrama57 (12:41:54 PM): spine-tingling!
Shootingstar0107 (12:42:03 PM): ok i'm spent.
dtdrama57 (12:42:15 PM): yeah me too. spine-tingling is a good one to end on.
Shootingstar0107 (12:42:24 PM): mmmm
dtdrama57 (12:42:32 PM): hey have you done the webassign yet?
Shootingstar0107 (12:42:54 PM): no DANG IT.
Shootingstar0107 (12:43:01 PM): is chemistry tomorrow?
dtdrama57 (12:43:04 PM): nope
Shootingstar0107 (12:43:08 PM): good.
dtdrama57 (12:43:11 PM): i don't think...
Shootingstar0107 (12:43:21 PM): i hope not
dtdrama57 (12:43:59 PM): i was supposed to print something off hockaday email and read it for english, but email's been down all weekend.
Shootingstar0107 (12:44:15 PM): woot
dtdrama57 (12:44:20 PM): or not woot.
Shootingstar0107 (12:44:38 PM): not woot.
dtdrama57 (12:44:47 PM): aw. poor trashcan.
Shootingstar0107 (12:45:00 PM): he's so sad and full of garbage
dtdrama57 (12:45:12 PM): i have a feeling we've had this conversation before...
Shootingstar0107 (12:45:22 PM): hmm...
Shootingstar0107 (12:45:27 PM): *flashback*
dtdrama57 (12:45:45 PM): hehe
dtdrama57 (12:45:55 PM): *twilight zone music*
Shootingstar0107 (12:46:40 PM): doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
dtdrama57 (12:47:04 PM): exactly
dtdrama57 (12:48:26 PM): haha check out my blog
Shootingstar0107 (12:48:31 PM): k
Shootingstar0107 (12:49:20 PM): haha! check out my comment1
Shootingstar0107 (12:49:23 PM): !
dtdrama57 (12:49:24 PM): k
dtdrama57 (12:49:43 PM): whoa. that's so true.
dtdrama57 (12:49:51 PM): maybe i should build a bomb shelter or something.
Shootingstar0107 (12:50:06 PM): maybe. woah. that's like. a really good idea.
dtdrama57 (12:50:15 PM): like. thanks.
Shootingstar0107 (12:50:24 PM): hold on one second.
dtdrama57 (12:50:25 PM): now where can i find 20 tons of concrete...?
dtdrama57 (12:50:27 PM): k
Shootingstar0107 (12:52:36 PM): umm.
Shootingstar0107 (12:52:41 PM): home depot?
dtdrama57 (12:53:06 PM): maybe i should just rent a truck. i wonder how my parents would feel about my diggin a giant hole in my back yard.
Shootingstar0107 (12:53:27 PM): i think it'd be cool. i mean. it could also be our hideout.
dtdrama57 (12:53:40 PM): ooh we should make a treehouse too
Shootingstar0107 (12:53:46 PM): OH YES.
dtdrama57 (12:53:52 PM): for when we're not being threatened by the rest of the world
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:06 PM): exactly!
dtdrama57 (12:54:20 PM): i always wanted a treehouse
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:25 PM): same. sigh.
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:35 PM): www.paccc.net/gilf.jpeg
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:36 PM): dude
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:38 PM): apparently,
dtdrama57 (12:54:39 PM): haha we're so deprived.
Shootingstar0107 (12:54:49 PM): that let's you get around the blocked sites at school. i say we try it out.
dtdrama57 (12:55:03 PM): i say you try it out.
Shootingstar0107 (12:55:12 PM): mk!
dtdrama57 (12:55:18 PM): hehe
Shootingstar0107 (12:55:20 PM): wave o' babies
dtdrama57 (12:55:28 PM): i LOVE that part.
Shootingstar0107 (12:55:34 PM): same!
dtdrama57 (12:55:49 PM): "omg"
Shootingstar0107 (12:56:53 PM): it's like we're twins!
dtdrama57 (12:56:55 PM): mm i got to go eat some lunch. my stomach is all rumbly
dtdrama57 (12:56:58 PM): yeah. no kidding.
Shootingstar0107 (12:57:16 PM): sorry bout that. catch you on the flip side lizzie! i mean annie!
dtdrama57 (12:57:23 PM): mmmmkay.
GOSH ANNIE YOUR SUCH A BACKSTABBER Hide your cheese. it's... the rodentz
just calling like you see it??
there annie that was for you.
annie's all complaining cause i haven't updated in a long time. i told people i wouldn't be able to update that often once school started! oh and it IS destroying my life. slowly.
dude, alias is THE best thing that has ever happened to me. i am 100 % sure that michael vartin is my soul mate. i can't wait for tomorrow, cause then i can watch it... again... and again... and again. sigh
well. today was fun. went to el fenix. got a chocolate shake. made some bagels. watched alias and some bollywood movie that made me cry SO MUCH. um i think that's all. talked with allie and ryan for a bit. talked with ryan for a while. thought about why i don't have a boyfriend. the usual.
still haven't done my homework. i don't know when i'll do it. between alias episodes? that's like a dollar an hour! well i'd better go.
there annie that was for you.
annie's all complaining cause i haven't updated in a long time. i told people i wouldn't be able to update that often once school started! oh and it IS destroying my life. slowly.
dude, alias is THE best thing that has ever happened to me. i am 100 % sure that michael vartin is my soul mate. i can't wait for tomorrow, cause then i can watch it... again... and again... and again. sigh
well. today was fun. went to el fenix. got a chocolate shake. made some bagels. watched alias and some bollywood movie that made me cry SO MUCH. um i think that's all. talked with allie and ryan for a bit. talked with ryan for a while. thought about why i don't have a boyfriend. the usual.
still haven't done my homework. i don't know when i'll do it. between alias episodes? that's like a dollar an hour! well i'd better go.
September 07, 2004
stupid stupid stupid
well i had this other post but it wouldn't post and now it is irrelevent so i'm not going to post it. well yep that's about it. photos taken today. i'm tired. now i'm going to go do my homework. no really, i am!
September 06, 2004
i'm really bummed that school is happening again this year
yeah well it's true. i am bummed. school sucks. mostly.
Napoleon, La Fawnduh is THE best thing that has ever happened to me. i am 100% sure that she is my soul mate. i'm sure there's a hot babe out there for you... peace out.
well. i saw napoleon dynamite again today. labor dabor. it's mary's birthday so after that we went to blue mesa (with what money... i don't know.) earlier today i woke up with my mom gone (she went to the mall without me) and the rest of the family gone (they went to a water park without me) that was cool. not.
if i post more poetry will more people visit my website? i think so. everyone that writes poems gets tons of visitors. so maybe i'll post more poems. but later.
i have to go. cause i just did this to procrastinate from homework. yes, it's almost midnight and i still have homework. sigh.
I need someone a boy. man. yeah.
Napoleon, La Fawnduh is THE best thing that has ever happened to me. i am 100% sure that she is my soul mate. i'm sure there's a hot babe out there for you... peace out.
well. i saw napoleon dynamite again today. labor dabor. it's mary's birthday so after that we went to blue mesa (with what money... i don't know.) earlier today i woke up with my mom gone (she went to the mall without me) and the rest of the family gone (they went to a water park without me) that was cool. not.
if i post more poetry will more people visit my website? i think so. everyone that writes poems gets tons of visitors. so maybe i'll post more poems. but later.
i have to go. cause i just did this to procrastinate from homework. yes, it's almost midnight and i still have homework. sigh.
I need
September 05, 2004
i love you and only you
well that bites like a rabid monkey. i haven't updated in quite a while. well, no worthwhile updates in quite a while. i mean. yeah.
rodeo was fun because of the company and mary. otherwise i would've gone insane. there were lots of sexist jokes (i.e. my wife lost 15 pounds in one day! how? shaving her legs... with a weedwhacker!!) oh ha ha so funny.
anyway, other than that it was fun.
tomorrow i have no school and i couldn't be more excited. cause there won't be another break for a while. maybe i can convince kasee and people to go to a movie on monday. tomorrow. labor dabor.
my whole family made fun of my eyes tonight. hey racoon eyes. hey julia, can i call you coon now? ha ha, come downstairs when your ready to go through the garbage. i swear, i'm never wearing make up in front of my family ever again.
well that's all for now. more to come when i feel like making you happy.
rodeo was fun because of the company and mary. otherwise i would've gone insane. there were lots of sexist jokes (i.e. my wife lost 15 pounds in one day! how? shaving her legs... with a weedwhacker!!) oh ha ha so funny.
anyway, other than that it was fun.
tomorrow i have no school and i couldn't be more excited. cause there won't be another break for a while. maybe i can convince kasee and people to go to a movie on monday. tomorrow. labor dabor.
my whole family made fun of my eyes tonight. hey racoon eyes. hey julia, can i call you coon now? ha ha, come downstairs when your ready to go through the garbage. i swear, i'm never wearing make up in front of my family ever again.
well that's all for now. more to come when i feel like making you happy.
September 03, 2004
Tompkins, why you be so short?
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty he said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry,and he said no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, crying, the boy grabbed her arm and said You're not pretty you're beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away. I'd die.
there you are. so now all the really romantic girls can go cry about the fact that they have no boyfriend(s)
anyway, gotta go because... umm... i've got a pep rally and spirit party to go to. and then some stuff. and stuff. like that.
awesome..
there you are. so now all the really romantic girls can go cry about the fact that they have no boyfriend(s)
anyway, gotta go because... umm... i've got a pep rally and spirit party to go to. and then some stuff. and stuff. like that.
awesome..
September 01, 2004
Hold on, my legs are falling off and i gotta get some super glue to stick them back together.
umm ok. well...
school sucks. um today was really hard. i have a lot of work to do. i just finished a two page paper... um thanks mrs. keever! you're a doll.
anyway, fencing = a lot harder than i thought. like, i couldn't brake when i was in the car today. i mean, i'm not kidding, it seriously hurt. my coach is russian. voloydimir or something. i can't even pronounce his last name. that's right... that volo name,,, is his first name. aye. it sounds like voldomort and then i think of harry potter...
well. my legs seriously hurt. it's late, and i am about to collapse into bed. i need this rest. lots of stuff to do this year.
school sucks. um today was really hard. i have a lot of work to do. i just finished a two page paper... um thanks mrs. keever! you're a doll.
anyway, fencing = a lot harder than i thought. like, i couldn't brake when i was in the car today. i mean, i'm not kidding, it seriously hurt. my coach is russian. voloydimir or something. i can't even pronounce his last name. that's right... that volo name,,, is his first name. aye. it sounds like voldomort and then i think of harry potter...
well. my legs seriously hurt. it's late, and i am about to collapse into bed. i need this rest. lots of stuff to do this year.