i'm in the middle of explaining a crucial element about brit spurrs to mary and she's all like, oh wait! russ is on the other line! i have to go! and i'm all like.... dude... i was in the middle of saying something really important.
YOU GOT SERVED!
and soo i called mary back and her face accidentally pushed the off button, and she never called me back because she wanted to get pizza woo hoo
anyway, i'd better go. i need to take a bath because there is some sort of chocolate in my hair and i don't like it at oll